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That’s the number 30 in Roman Numerals, a domain reserved for sex websites, a comment often used in programming to denote sketchy code, a symbol that indicates a straight edge lifestyle, a flavor of Vitamin Water, and an American film franchise starring the man with the gleaming forehead, Vin Diesel.

I most closely associate xXx with a common screen name bracket among Call of Duty players, typically used to communicate how many people like them in real life and how skilled they are, ie xXx FatherFigure69 xXx.

Peter Brand’s latest custom PC is overflowing with nonsensical connotations that it cannot escape, just as I cannot escape overflowing with sublime dread for every new computer birthed into the world.

W xXx has an efficient liquid cooling loop for keeping calm despite its fragmented identity, I have stinky blood and a weak heart that cannot run computer games.

xXx can run every computer game that has ever existed, probably.

This is only a guess, but because the computer is named xXx and has a lot of fans, shiny bits and pieces, and the ability to cast colored light, I know it in my weak, puny heart to be true.

For more pictures and information on L3p xXx, check out Brands’ official website.