When Donald Trump was running for president in 2016, Louisiana-born porn star Stormy Daniels had 130,000 reasons to keep quiet about what she claims was a 2006 sexual rendezvous with the future leader of the free world.

Daniels is Louisiana’s very own Monica Lewinsky.

While Lewinsky was initially shy and retiring, Daniels is all in when it comes to sponging up publicity.

Daniels can work the levers to create free publicity, and she may have learned just how easy it is in 2010, when she ran a faux senatorial campaign against David Vitter, fresh off a juicy prostitution scandal.

A hypocrite like Vitter may have deserved a poke in the eye from his voters, so Daniels could have had a chance.

The website for the Penthouse Club in New Orleans says Daniels will be appearing this week as the “Pet of the century.” And it’s only 2018.