People in this world are suffering, and Miley Cyrus is taking that very seriously – by ditching her publicist and skipping future red carpets.

“Why, when people are starving, am I on a carpet that’s red? Because I’m ‘important’? Because I’m ‘famous’? That’s not how I roll. It’s like a skit – it’s like ‘Zoolander.'”.

See, Miley’s not “Doing it” anymore, she says, and by “Doing it” she means putting on an act, being disingenuous, having people suck up to her in public because she’s a star.

Shh! Nobody tell her that red carpets pretty much exist because of famous people – and because people who make movies and TV shows want to promote them.

“Someone hit me up and said, ‘Bill Murray wants you to show up and sing some Christmas songs with George Clooney,'” she explained at the time to a red carpet interviewer, “And I was like, ‘OK, yeah, I’ll be t and I’ll dress as like, I’m like a elf. Ish. I have some red shoes and some like, white, snow, fluffy thing.'”.

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