When it comes to Jennifer Aniston being photographed wearing bikinis, much like Kim in that particular moment, no, Aniston most certainly cannot live.

Aniston’s alleged pregnancy is a top-trending topic on Facebook right now.

Some outlets are hedging, with headlines that say “Sparks new pregnancy rumors.” They have to put “New” in t, because by our estimates, Jennifer Aniston has been reported as pregnant for the past 20 years of her life.

It’s the only way the tabloids believe our minds can be at rest-knowing that finally, at long last, Aniston will get the child she has spoken candidly about wanting.

The tabloid says they have confirmation from a source that Aniston is definitely expecting her first child with husband Justin Theroux.

Aniston and Theroux are clearly trying to enjoy a private vacation, and instead t they are, proud new parents on the cover of a magazine.

Guess what? Those large meal rumors are the real story .

Aniston’s rep has confirmed to Entertainment Tonight that she isn’t with child.

Let Jennifer Aniston eat lunch and go to the beach, everyone.

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